” … In the spirit of Vogue’s 73 questions, here are 7 + 3 frequently asked questions that I get asked ALL the time: …”
FAVOURITE SMELL? My dog Chloe. (She smells like a baby. I’m not kidding)
FAVOURITE FOOD SMELL? Mmmmm. It’s a toss up between freshly ground coffee and garlic sautéing in butter. Mmmmm butter.
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR? I think it’s close to dark brown but the last time I saw it was in 1983.
FAVOURITE MUSIC? Rock’n’Roll baby! Or as Big Bear calls it: Headbanger music. Really? Headbanger?
FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY? Anytime that involves my bed. For like sleeping. Get your head out of the gutter!
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT? Feeling a pair of panties (which were stuck with static to the inside of my freshly laundered trousers unbeknownst to me) slide down my leg and land on the top of my foot as I was walking through the busiest mall in Calgary during lunch hour. I let them fall out and kept walking. Just. Like. Nothing. Happened.
DISLIKE ANY ANIMALS? Well, I AM an avid animal and insect lover. However; I do know not to come between a goose and her goslings on a golf course in the springtime. They are really bitches! I had to learn that the hard way.
NICKNAME? Yes. It is Briggy, pronounced bridge-eeeee. It has always been spelt with hard ‘g’s because Big Bear can’t spell.
FAVOURITE ACTOR? No. I think they’re all egotistical narcissists. (Except Clint Eastwood – he’s cool).
ARE YOU KNOWN FOR YOUR INSIDE VOICE OR OUTSIDE VOICE? I don’t think I know how to answer that question. You know that mole on your chin looks kinda like a penguin? Oh, and you have a booger on your nose.
BONUS QUESTION: WHAT’S WITH YOUR SPELLING? Words such as Favourite and Colour can easily be spelt with a U, because I’m Canadian, eh!